THE BRAEHEAD BLOG: FRUSTRATION IS NOT JUST A BOARD GAME.

As a man in his mid 20s, with the mindset still of an adolescent, many things frustrate me. Not having a job where I can use my degree. Having a job, which I know could pay better. Having the same conversations with people's voices on a daily basis. Having to commute on the world's warmest bus. Council Tax and many more. All affectations of being an adult that you don't think about when you are a student. These are all constants, and I'm pretty sure most people have the same or similar gripes. However, inconsistency gives just as much frustration to me as consistency.

On Boxing Day, Elaine and I bounded in to Braehead so she could do some shopping and I could carry said shopping, before going to watch the Clan v Belfast Giants. Regular readers will know the tie in, with my fiancee being from outside Belfast and formerly a Giants fan. The last match between the 2 at Braehead had ended in a 4-1 win for the Clan, which was followed up by much nose rubbing from myself in the direction of the in laws. Then, when Clan played giants at the Odyssey a few weeks ago, despite running them close, the Giants got revenge. Add in to this mix the Doucet/Zajac issues, and it set up Boxing days game to be a pretty tasty affair. It wasn't.

Belfast ran out 7-2 winners and barely had to try for their goals, with a number of them being gifted to them on a Christmas day leftovers sized plate. Clan just did not get going. Whether they were harboring food babies or whatnot, I do not know, but it was as toothless a display as I have seen the Purple Army (Richardson's or Bannister's) put on. The much lauded Krestanovich - Galbraith - Bayrack line just didn't put in the graft. The usually reliable Jade, looke dlike he was using someone else's stick, as time and again he couldn't get the puck out from under him, same with Mike Bayrack, whose skates saw more of the puck than his stick.

The D didn't fare much better, with Suoma exposed time after time. The second line with Haywood, McPherson and Campbell in attack were just as inept,and Giants were deserving of the win. The only one looking interested in fighting was wee Sammy, but that was more for his own sake than for the good of the team. As we filed out, Elaine and myself were baffled as to how Soupy could get MOM, as we'd agreed that purely for his assist and goal that Jim Jorgensen was the only worthy recipient. It summed up a rather frustrating night.

Fast forward 24 hours, and I'm sitting eating a big dirty burger in my living room, reading @ClanFans Twitter updates flood in and read on as Clan run out 4-1 winners at the Odyssey! A few expletives were uttered mid chew as I saw Bayrack had got goals 3 and 4, adding to Brocks first and Campbell's penalty shot. Where was this performance the night before? How could there be such a radical change in fortunes in the space of a day? As has been the want of Bannister's team this season, Clan are supposed to be poor on their travels and fairly unbeatable at home. Why did this change in the last 2 days?

Having been to every Motherwell FC game this season, I have seen the Well look shaky at home, but majestic everywhere else, which I know is frustrating for the season ticket holders at Fir Park. They are not getting the value for money that those who go to the away games seem to be getting, and unfortunately when the Club managed to incentivise them to travel through to Tynecastle at the weekend, they saw the team outplayed by Hearts. Those who journeyed through to Edinburgh who wouldn't normally, must be have been thinking that the away form was a myth.

This is sort of how I felt reading Twitter last night. Due to the holiday season, there was a bumper crowd at Braehead on Monday night. I'd imagine a fair few first timers went along, whether as an after shopping treat or were given tickets as Christmas presents, or maybe even regulars bringing their families along for a good night out. While the atmosphere was quite good (not as good as the last game v Belfast), the game was a bit of a damp squib as outlined above. With a larger home audience than normal, I suppose it would have been nice if the boys could have switched their performances around. A win would maybe have seen a swell in numbers for the Dundee game on Friday, which should still get a decent crowd due to folk still having Christmas money to burn.

Looking at the EIHL table, it perfectly highlights the inconsistency that has dogged this season. 14 wins and 12 losses, for every game won, we are losing another pretty much. Yes, we are top of the Scots (and Hull) and trying closing the gap on Cardiff, but if we could cut out the inconsistency and find a level or standard to play at in each game, Clan could be pushing for 4th or even 3rd. Wins over Belfast and the upper teams, as great as they are, don't mean anything if the team struggle against the likes of Hull and Fife. That is no disrespect to those teams, but the defeats the Clan have had to them this season are probably ranked as the worst in the Club's short history.

Going in to the second half of the season, Coach Drew needs to give the team a bit of a rocket in my opinion. Cut ot the mistakes and the inconsistencies and we can only progress. while the League would be a long way off, there is no reason why they can't push for silverware in the Challenge Cup and Playoffs. The guys need to get their eyes on the prize and start committing in every game, not just every other game.

Frustartion's well and truly vented for now...back to work for me!

Mon The Clan!

The Braehead Blog: A Bit of an Overall Round Up

Having been the subject of 2 or 3 Follow Fridays on Twitter this week from various hockey outlets, I feel I should probably get back in to the habit of regularly blogging about my beloved Clan. Work and other things have been piling up, so finding the time to write has been scarce of late. I am also finding that not attending games as much as I would have liked, is putting me in a position whereby my thoughts may not be as insightful as they could be.

Indeed, I had written a full blog about a week and a bti ago, after the glorious Belfast match, about what a great performance it had been in light of the Hull defeat, and that it was maybe down to the cracking Movember mousers that the team had sprouted, injecting some testosterone in to the lads performances. Alas, a bumpy bus and thick thumbs on an iPhone combined to accidentally copy and paste a text message on to my Notes app just as I was finsihing, meaning my work of literary genius ended up as " Sorry for putting the x at the end, force of habit."

The Belfast game itself was an awesome spectacle. It was the first time this season I had seen the elements of Richardson's legacy break through under bannister's stewardship. They had gusto, they were fighting, they were taking and giving big hits and not allowing the Giants in to the game. That's not to say the Giant's were poor, as in the first few minutes, it looked like arguably the best team in the league were going to give us a right good tanking. However, it didn't come about and some cracking goals, particularly the 3rd form Galbraith, gave Braehead a famous victory.

That was the last match I witnessed, so I have missed the 10-1 and 8-2 wins over the Flyers and the Caps, as well as last weekend's 2 defeats, which hurt both pride and momentum. A lot has been said about the Doucet hit on Zajac and the resulting farce of a decision that the league dished out regarding it. Having not seen KB54's check that resulted in a 3 match ban, I don't know how it could have been much worse than the hit on Sammy. I know that The EIHL gave a statement on the reasons for the 3 game ban to our talisman, but the inconsistency of these calls is abominable.

I got in to Ice Hockey at a time when the SPL and football in general was becoming more and more farcical, particularly with last year's referees strike and the contrivedness of the SFA, SPL et al to do anything substantial regarding it. In most sports, fortune falls on the big hitters, but I didn't really expect there to be as much of an issue between the way the "Big 4" are treated in comparison to the rest of the league. It seems almost like they are shutting the door after the horse has bolted, Clan complained about being hard done by, so next time it happened, the league imposed their ruling to the detriment of Bannister's Purple Army. Farcical.

It means Bruce's influence was missed in the 2 Edinburgh games and more importantly this weekend agaisnt Belfast. Having seen Clan win at the Odyssey on Boxing Day last year, I know they have it in them to pull off an upset, but without, Bruce and Krestanovich, hopes will be pinned on Galbraith, Bayrack and McPherson for a repeat performance.

Bayrack's scoring exploits have been noteworthy, having scored almost the same number of goals in his first ten games for us than he managed in the whole of last season. The line with he, Jade and Jordan is very very potent, which is in no small part thanks to former Panther Galbraith's skill and vision. I've said it before, he may not look much of an athelete, but by jove can he handle a puck. I'm enjoying seeing Brock get amongst the goals ona regular basis, as he is a beast of a man, and his size and speed are a great thing for Coach Drew to rely on.

Despite losing to Edinburgh and Sheffield, I still see the Belfast game as somewhat of a turning point. It was a more rough and tumble performance than we had seen all season, and saw a real step up in the strength of the team. If I was beign uber-critical, I'd say the D need to give Suoma a little bit more protection, as as well as he plays, he is having to make saves from plays that the D should be sweeping up. Still on goalies and hard hitting, the stae of Mike Will's face after Voth's bemch check on him was horrific. Players get less beat up on the ice than what Mike got on the sidelines, but coming away with the road win, maybe made the pain hurt a little less.

Aidan Fulton got his first goal for the Clan v Edinburgh, and he took it will with a cheeky backhander past the impressive Craze. I only know this form the Clan TV highlights and the Twitter updates, that have kept my eye on the Clan in my absence. The wonders of technology eh?

With that, I'm out. Clan are way all weekend, which gives me a chance to save for the next home game v Coventry next Wednesday. Hopeful of a repeat of the last time they visited, to stake a claim in progressing up the league.

Mon The Clan!

The Braehead Blog: Win Some Lose Some, It's All The Same To Me (to an extent...)

Nine games in to the Clan's Second Season, and it's been as much of a mixed bag as you would get trick or treating at this time of year. Despite the horror show in Hull that seems to have spooked many Clan, can we really have too much of a go at our men on the eve of our Edinburgh double header?

5 wins and 4 defeats, is an average start to the season. Everything given in one game is almost taken away the next. Having lost heavily to Nottingham last week, a bounce back win against Fife was always going to be needed. While not carried out in as impressive a way as many would have liked, it was a big W nonetheless.

Expectations of a win in Hull were extinguished almost immediately after face off, Clan going down to their heaviest defeat in their 2 year history. From reports I've read, the D may as well not have been there, as Suma was swapped for Mike Will for the second time in a week.

To compete with the big boys, the guys know they need to prove themselves better than the bottom feeders. There was ignominy in being turned over by a very good Panthers side, but I don't believe the Stingrays are as good a team Neilson's men.

So what is the issue? Why are Braehead Clan so liable to collapse at the minute. From the games I've been at so far this year, they seem to suffer a second period dip. Maybe they are committing themselves too much in the 1st, before gaining a second wind in the third, which against Fife, Coventry and Edinburgh seems to have been fine, but it won't do against the top 5.

Travelling seems to be an issue too with only one road victory so far. Whether its the journey to blame I do not know, but the away matches need to provide better fare, if not for the points, then at least for the ardent traveling support.

Whatever the issues are, it needs to be fixed. I'm not panicking yet though. November through December was a rough ride last year, with few points picked up in the lead up to Christmas, but Richardson's boys rode the storm out and had a cracking end to the season. I'm confident that Bannister can get the same drive and impetus from this years crew to settle the early season nerves.

We look to have the players to make an impact. A month in to the season and it's clear that theres a solid core of a team, provided game faces are on. For me, Jade Galbraith has been a stand out. Despite his reputation, his range of passing, his vision and his skill set belie his shabby looking frame. That's no disrespect to the man. Tommy Coyne, a Motherwell legend, never looked the most athletic in Claret and Amber, but did wonders for the Well. Galbraith has been integral to the workings of the team this season and his assists and goals are credit to his work rate.

Now that Bayrack is up to speed, he has become part of our import cluster who will make the difference. Jorgensen, McPherson and Suma have been strong players putting up decent numbers and stops respectively. Added to the old guard of Wedderburn, Campbell, Kyle Bruce, Krestanovich and Bannister himself, there is plenty experience on show. The youngsters, Zajac, Walker, Haywood and Connon are putting in fine performances as well.

Despite the win one lose one pattern, I do not see any cause for concern just yet. I don't want to sound like too much of a happy clappy here, but it's still early in the season. The league is so random at the minute, anything could happen. Hull lost to Edinburgh last week, yet horses the Clan. Bannister's men put away Coventry, yet they turned over the Panther's who dispatched Braehead easily. If results continue to be as polarising, then there will be cause for concern. But right now, it's all about backing the boys to the hilt, especially this Halloween weekend. No scares please!

As a side bar, I was a bit dissappointed to see that Jim Jorgensen retired from Twitter today. Whether he had been wound up after the Hull game, was getting too much attention from certain over enthused clan fans or just got bored of it all, who knows?

Seeing how open the players are to fraternising with the fans, social networking allows us to maybe see them more as regular guys and view their team camaraderie. In the past few weeks I've read about Jade's penchant for 10 pin bowling and FIFA, seen Sammy Zajac, Adam Walker and Brock McPherson feeding ducks and Jim himself in drag.

I know that makes me sound like some sort of stalker, but being right in to my social networking stuff, it's cool to see that these Saturday night heroes can be just as mundane as the rest of us.

So, what should you readers take from this blog?

Well, first of all, a heavy defeat does not mean the wheels have come off. Coach Drew has apparently noted the problems and is aiming to rectify them. The 2 Edinburgh games at the weekend will be the proof, as despite lowly status, they have had a decent November. It's up to the Clan to halt their resurgence and get some momentum of their own for the visit of Belfast next weekend.

Unfortunately I'll miss the double header due to a jaunt to Inverness for my other "job" but between 7 and 930ish, I'll be on Twitter to keep up to date with the hopeful tanking of the Caps.

Enjoy the Halloween and Hockey festivities, Clan Fans! My next blog will more than likely be about the Belfast game and the number of folk I have managed to coax along to the Arena for it.

Mon The Clan!!

The Braehead Blog: Start As You Mean To Go On

The Braehead Blog: Start As You Mean To Go On

As I took my seat in Braehead Arena Block B on Saturday night, even before the first face off, I knew it was going to be the start of something good. I'd entered the arena on my own, as I'd got from Fir Park to Paisley before my fiancee and my folks, and sat down in the corner of the bench side stand.

Both the Clan and Dundee were warming up as I soaked in the ambience and the view from an unfamiliar seat. I'm usually a K man. As I notified my cohorts that I was inside already, my eyes buried in my phone, I could hear the clunk and thud and scraping of skates, sticks and pucks emanate from the pond.

A shrill cry of "heids!" broke the audio of the rink, but not enough for me to take notice. What did make me look up from my texting, was 2 lads dog piling on to the seat next to me from over my shoulder. It was then that I realised what had happened.

In events similar to my first Clan game, also against Dundee, a stray puck had flown from the ice and landed right next to me. However, on this occasion, I had not seen it coming. Had I been sat 1 seat to my right I would probably be still looking for my teeth or phoning the insurance company to explain how my phone had been shattered by a hockey puck.

By the time I'd realised it all, there were now 4 boys scrapping for the puck. Eventually 1 of them was declared the victor, with his prize the black rubber disc that could have easily broken my glasses.

The puck that I claimed last year has pride of place on my desk at work. It acts as a boredom killer, a stress totem and a really thick coaster. It still has the scuff marks from the ticks that had passed it around and is a conversation starter with newbs to the office.

It also serves as a reminder of my first season following The Clan. Now that we are 2 games in to our season, I'm wondering what I will gain in the season ahead as a reminder of how it pans out.

I'll have my blogs and my reports and the tweet I got from David Simms after objecting to him diminishing the league by highlighting Edinburgh Capital's misfortune. I see no merit to the EIHL from playing on the poorer aspects of what is a fairly decent British League, and the promotion of the league should be put ahead of anything negative.

Maybe this season's must have black Clan shirt will be the material possession to spark the memories. It does look rather fetching and think the team will look awesome in a slightly more intimidating kit. Not that there's anything wrong with the home colour scheme, it's just not very menacing.

However, Bannister's Purple Army sounds just as good as Richardson's. The 2500+ crowd on Saturday night made sure of that by making the new coach welcome, as well as the new starters for this season.

Jaakko Suomalainen was under the cosh for most of the 2nd period, keeping out 33 efforts in total. His performance fully merited the chants of "Sumo" from the crowd and he was unlucky not to be Man of the Match. Jimmy Jorgensen scored a debut goal and Behemoth Brock McPherson was unlucky to hit the post. That man is a giant and could be the muscle we need this season. Of the old guard, Jordan Krestanovich started as he meant to go on with 2 fine goals, as did Vince Connon, Adam Walker and Ryan Campbell, all ably assisted by Jade Galbraith.

Knowing of Galbraith's notoriety, it was good to see him get on with playing the game, assisting with assists and fancy stick play when needed. With Bayrack to come in as well, this bunch of Braehead battlers look like they could be a very good team in a few weeks.

A 6-0 win is as emphatic as you can really get for a 1st game, but I'm lead to believe game 2 v Edinburgh was not quite the cakewalk many expected. Winning 4-2 is still a good result against a resilient if depleted Caps side.

From what I have read, Clan were a bit sluggish and fatigued, but that was probably to be expected. Without a proper preseason and a good few games behind everyone else in terms of fitness, it was always going to tell. Coach Drew was certainly keen for the lads to perform better, but a win is a win is a win. All eyes point towards next weekends game against Cardiff. This will be the first proper test for Clan 2.0 as The Devils have started the season fairly well, most recently defeating Coventry, who themselves are having a less than perfect start to the 2011/12 season.

Unfortunately my footballing commitments will see me travelling back from Dundee while this game is on, so I'll be keeping my eyes glued to my phone for updates, just like I did when narrowly avoiding death by puck.

However, regardless of the result and indeed any of the future results, I know this will be a season to remember. The players, the fans and the urgency are a there to make season 2 a success. Whether we are in the Arena, The Puck Stop or The SnoBar or coaxing others to join us for games, we believe that our team can make an impact this year.

A Trophy at the end of it would be a good memento to remind us of the season as well....

Mon The Clan!

Clan Match Report: Braehead Clan 6 - Dundee Stars 0 24/09/2011

Braehead Clan 6 - Dundee Stars 0

The Clan made a magnificent return the Braehead Arena with a comprehensive 6 goal whitewash of Dundee Stars.

Goals from Jordan Krestanovich, Vince Connon, Jimmy Jorgensen, Adam Walker and Ryan Campbell, as well as a debut shut out for Jaakko Suomalainen, meant that the Clan's new season was opened in style. The new look squad took to the ice in forn of just over 2500 of Bannister's Purple Army, and the treated the fans to a competent display of hockey.

Decked out in this season's new white home kit, the new players were introduced to the crowd to cheers along side first season returnees such as Kyle Bruce, Tim Wedderburn and Captain Krestanovich. With the franchise's debut season a relative success under Bruce Richardson, Drew Bannister knew that the bar for this season would be set high, one of the first things needing doing would be to start the season with a bang.

After a cagey opening, Clan clicked in to gear as Connon scooped the puck past Whitley on 8:40. It was a deserved lead and one that the home crowd raised the roof for. Key to continued success this season was the retention of former Colorado Avalanche forward Jordan Krestanovich, and he started this season as he ended last with a clinical second goal of the night. Picking up a loose puck around centre ice, he drove down the right hand side before blasting high beyond the Stars nettie at 16:58.

The second period was played much more defensively by Bannister's charges, almost as if to see what Clan's new number 1 Suomalainen could bring to the table. The Finn had an impressive period, keeping out all comers with a string of glove, stick and pad stops. "Sumo" had a great debut, which his team mates built upon in the 3rd.

Krestanovich got his second of the night 5 minutes in to the 3rd, with Jorgensen netting off the back pipe for a debut goal less than a minute later. the blades had come off Dundee and their puck retention got poorer and poorer as the game continued, which didn't do much to stop the waves of Clan attack.

The final goals were scored by a pair of players who chose to return to The Clan for Season 2. Adam Walker's strike forced Dundee to bring in McGill for the defenceless Whitley, and his first task was to pick the 6th goal of the night, from Ryan Campbell out of his net.

It was an emphatic, confident and professional performance from both the old and the new guys. Jade Galbraith played his part with 2 assists, while Matty Haywood showed his tough side with a few spells in the box, as did Coach Bannister. Jorgensen and the behemoth that is Brock McPherson made astute debuts, with the latter striking the post with a great strike.

The game ended 6-0 to Braehead with Krestanovich pipping Suomalainen to the MVP award. Stars minder Whitley picked up his side's gong, giving the small Dundee crowd who had travelled down something to cheer. The performance bodes well for the season, and the crowd can look forward to another exciting season at Braehead Arena, with Cardiff visiting next Saturday night.

KJ WellCast with BLJ and Flemi

KJ WellCast with BLJ and Flemi by krisjack. Uploaded with SoundCloud iPhone

THE BRAEHEAD BLOG: HERE’S TO SEASON 2!

Last weekend, I drove through to Braehead for the first time, having only just passed my test. At 26, I’m a late bloomer in the driving world, but shopping needed doing and I needed to learn the road. Walking in through the revolving doors, myself and Elaine were greeted by last years posters, adorned with the faces of the players who excited, dazzled and fought for the Clan last season. Tehn I realised most of them on the walls would not be back this season.

It feels like an ice age since I last took my seat in the Arena for a Clan game. The playoff first leg against Nottingham was to be the last time I would see Brendan Cook, Dominic Noel, Bobby Chaumont, JFP and Brucie in the purple of Braehead Clan. Had I known this would be the case, I would have made sure I’d enjoyed the game more from a fan’s point of view, than that of a fledgling Hockey writer.

The reporting I was doing on last season’s games definitely helped me to understand more about the game that I have come to love, but on occasion it alos kept my eye off the things that made me a fan in the first place. I have noticed this as well in my role as online match reporter for Motherwell FC. The enjoyment of being at the games is still there, but on a different level to that of a straightforward fan.

Analysis comes in where blind optimism once inhabited. You find yourself watching the opposition just as much as your own team, while trying to maintain some dechorum while all around are hollering and hounding the players on the ice. There’s a fine line that needs to be kept to stop yourself becoming jaded though and that is evident when the puck leaves the stick and nestles between the red pipes.

You can act as professional as you like, but when your team scores a goal, you can not help but celebrate it. And that is why I can’t wait for Season 2 to begin for the Clan. The buzz from Braehead last term was amazing and I have my fingers crossed that this season will not disappoint. Yes, this season will be very different based on a change of clientele, but who is to say that Bannister’s Purple Army won’t outshine Richardson’s?

It was a huge shock on the day that the news broke that Brucie would not be returning. At his stage in his career though, the opportunity to coach in a better quality league, in his homeland, after spending so much time in the UK, is something that none of us Clan Fans would begrudge him. I’ve realised that there is definitely limited loyalty in UK Hockey, as players don’t necessarily grow up as fans of the EIHL teams or stick around for too long of a time. Seasonal change is as inevitable as , well seasonal change.

Clan’s inaugural season was as good as anyone could have hoped it could be. Finishing in the upper echelons of the table as an unfancied team, winning silverware and having a good stab at the playoffs, meanwhile garnering cult like status for certain members of the 1^st ever squad, is no mean feat. To carry that momentum in to Season 2 may have meant keeping the likes of Cookie, Dom, JFP and especially Richardson.

But those men are gone. This season we will look to Drew Bannister, a man of the NHL and of vast knowledge of the EIHL. A man charged with carrying on the good work that Richardson began. A man who despite knowing the budgetary limitations of our Purple franchise, is hopeful of repeating some of the first season successes. This will be helped by the number of last yea’rs men who have stayed. Krestanovich, Campbell, Haywood, Will, Kyle Bruce, Walker, Connon, Wedderburn, Phillips, hav all signed on for season 2, joined by new boys Sam Zajac, Brock McPherson, Callum Adamson, James Jorgensen and probably biggest of all Jade Galbraith.

Known throughout the EIHL as a bit of a goon and a troublemaker, Galbraith comes to the Clan with a bit of a rep. He hit’s hard and parties hard but also scores hard and an offensive line with him and Krestanovich, backed up by Kyle Bruce could be the key tosuccess for this season. As we saw on many an occasion last year, Bruce was none too shy in getting involved where he could if fists were flying, more often than not as Hauners for his Coach. This year he has a new set of players to look out for and I’m hoping for more of the same from him.

One man Bannister has yet to pin down is a replacement for JF Perras. While Mike Will has signed on to be back up, he could very well be thrown in as starting minder for the first few games if no one is in place by then. JFP is going to be a hard act to follow as last years Road MVP earned the Clan a decent amount of Ws with his performances. While erratic on occasion, he typified last season’s success. When he announced via Facebook last week that he was hanging up his skates for good, I wished him well with a tinge of sadness.

I’ve always had a soft spot for goalies form football and moreso in hockey this year. Having been in Canada during the NHL Playoffs this year, the somewhat epic displays of the likes of Niemi, Luongo and the amazing Bruins goalie Tim Thomas proved that having the right goalie can be the difference between trophies and bugger all. Whoever Bannister brings in has a big glove to fill.

Hopefully, some of us will be able to meet JFP’s replacement at the Jersey Launch next Friday night, which was announced today by the club. The ever hospitable SNObar is hosting the event and is looking to continue the tradition of making the Clan one of the most approachable sports teams in the UK. The amount of fan/player interaction on offer is staggering compared with other sports. At one of the Skate With The Clan events last year, my mum was so bowled over by meeting most of the team that she fell over and broke her elbow!

One man we spoke a lot with that night is the one man I am really hoping to see back in the Purple come the 24^th. Jon Landry was immense last season, putting up points and shutting up shop at the back in formidable fashion. If we don’t have him back then I see him as big a loss as Perras.

The new lads will definitely come under some scrutiny form the core of the fan base, purely because of how well the team performed last year. It is important not to get on their backs early though, if it is not quite clicking straight away. During the abysmal run the team had around November last year, it would have been all too easy to harangue the players for under-performing, but we didn’t. Instead we backed them to the hilt and eventually they steered themselves sout of the funk they were in and went on to having a cracking run in.

Hopes of a repeat performance this year may be hindered by the loss of last year’s key men, but there’s only 2 weeks to wait until we see what the new breed will bring . I for one, can not wait.

Mon The Clan!

The Braehead Blog: Chapter 4 Oh Canadaaaaa!!!

Greetings readers! It has been a while since the season ended now and while most Clan Fans have either been speculating over next seasons signings or gearing up for the big barbecue thing at Strathy Park, I have journeyed to the land of the sport we adore, Canada. It wasn't a hockey intentional trip, but rather for my future sister in laws wedding. That's not to say that a fair amount of Playoff action wasn't consumed, but it wasn't the reason for going.

Much like football is in central Scotland, the NHL is inescapable over there. If you thought us Scot's were daft for our game, the Canadians ramp it up for their skates and pucks. Unfortunately, the Maple Leafs hadn't made it as far as the 7 game series lottery of the Stanley Cup, but there were 2 Canadian teams who were backed to some degree by the people in the various parts of Ontario we visited.

The Montreal Canadiens, the Leafs' arch rivals, put on some fine showings versus the Boston Bruins, but failed to get past them losing game 7. D-Man, PK Subban, had a decent series for them, scoring some important goals, but also mucked up a line change that cost one of the games. This is the same Subban who a year earlier had faced off against Edinburgh and Belfast at Murrayfield for the Hamilton Bulldogs.

Going from playing in a frozen shed to the Stanley Cup must have been some gear shift and is probably the closest I'll get to seeing an NHLer live. When you have no allegiance to a team in a competition, it can be hard to pick one to follow. After much contemplation during the first round of playoff series, I settled for the Vancouver Canucks. The reasons are thus:

They have a goalie who is a bit dodgy, like myself.

They are the only Canadian team left in the competition.

I had to pick a different team to my in laws to keep up our opposing team rivalries.

They put out the current holders, the Chicago Blackhawks.

That's enough reasons, but they also have a fairly decent squad. As dodgy as Luongo is in goal, he's kept them in the playoffs, the Sedin twins do a good hustle job and Ryan Kesler has hit good form in the series with Tampa.

All in I'd say I've latched on to a decent team. Having beaten both the Blackhawks and Predators, I wouldn't bet against them and Boston having a cracker of a final.

A trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame was on the agenda when we visited Toronto, and despite not knowing a lot about the history of the sport, I got a bit of an education. Seeing Gretzky's 802 goal display with the net he got his record breaking score in and 802 spelled in pucks was a sight to see. Honouring the greatest plyer the sport has seen was done in a fitting and intelligent way, like most of the HoF memorabilia on display. We then went on to have our picture taken with the Stanley Cup itself. It's prettay, prettay big.

The interactive zone was awesome as it was where my training came in to play. I say training, a large amount of playing mini-sticks with Elaine's little cousins James and Connor in their basements is more accurate.

While being outscored on shooting by Elaine, I kept a clean sheet on All Star setting as a video Gretzky fired pucks at me from point blank range.Apparently I looked like I was taking it too seriously, and I suppose I was after being beaten at snapshots by my fiancée. Still, a clean sheet is a clean sheet!

As well as submerging myself in the NHL, I kept my ear to the ground and finger to my phone by keeping up to date with the signings The Clan were making.

Brucie has had a busy off season, resigning Wedderburn, Kyle Bruce, Haywood, Connon and himself, as we as signing 2 up and coming Brits in Hutchison and Zajac. I'm sure there are more to come, and hopefully all the rumours that are flying about will bring some solid signings. There's been much talk of the likes of Voth and Galbraith coming north, which split opinions on how you look at big players being committed or being goons.

Also while I was away, Team GB had a good showing at the Worlds, getting Silver. Belfast's Stephen Murphy gained alot of plaudits from the games, a man whose name has been on the tips of the rumourists since last season ended.

He would be a fantastic signing but has apparently agreed terms with the Giants again for next season. Maybe Brucie boy can work his magic and wangle him out of contract and give me something to rib my Giant in laws over.

The post season has thrown up some good signings so far, and hopefully that will continue, leading to a good amount of momentum for the start of season 2011-12. The loss of Newcastle Vipers from the EIHL has probably deprived the local fans of Elite hockey as well as depriving the travelling fans of a night on the Toon.

It's sad to see any team fall out a league through off-ice reasons but hopefully, if there is a replacement, the EIHL won't suffer for it. With a strong first season behind Braehead, season 2 should be a set to be a cracker...if only the Clan office would give me a job....

Mon The Clan!!!

Alternative Match Report: Panthers @ Clan

Alternative Match Report: Panthers @ Clan

An enthralling first leg of the EIHL 2010/2012 Play Off Quarter Final saw Nottingham Panthers gain the upper hand with a win by the odd goal in 9.

In front of a packed Braehead crowd, both teams set their intent to go for the jugular early on. Buoyed by the noisy spectators, both teams created half chances in the opening exchanges before Nottingham drew first blood.

Meyers scored the all important first goal of the game, bringing cheers from their travelling support and jeers from the Purple Army. Clan dominated most of the period as indiscipline by the Panthers left them men down on more than one occasion. However, Braehead huffed and puffed but couldn't break Kowalski, until Chaumont finished from Cook's lay off to tie the game.

Soon after, a 3 on 3 brawl ensued, spilling over to Clarke and Noel having a joust. Noel was at disadvantage for most of the spar as Clarke pulled on his visor as refs failed to attend the 2. All 6 men picked up penalty minutes, allowing Panthers coach Corey Neilson to score from distance. The period ended with some more argy bargy, setting up a tense 2nd 20.

Within 22 seconds of the restart, Panthers increased their lead in fortuitous circumstances. A high shot from Bellamy should have been comfortable for Perras, but the puck spun off his glove, over his head and slid over the line. 3-1 and Panthers were cruising. The game of hockey is a fickle mistress though and 2 penalties 10 seconds apart swung the game in Braeheads favour.

Clan made no mistake on making the PPs count in the 2nd as with 5v3, Cook pulled it back to 3-2, before Krestanovich had the home fans on their feet with Clan's second leveller of the night. Momentum was now with the home side as Richardson tried to play mind games with Beauregard as the clock ticked down.

The final period could have swung either way as both teams looked to get a foothold on this quarter final. Just when it seemed each side would cancel each other out, Richardson was put through on Kowalski after Panthers lost the puck on their blue line. The Coach of The Year Nominee made no mistake as Braehead Arena erupted. Chants of Richardson's Purple Army and You're Not Singing Anymore echoed around as the Clan lapped up their comeback efforts. But, just as Panthers capitulated in the second, the same fate befell Braehead.

Phillips and Bruce were binned for holding and slashing respectively, giving Nottingham a 5 on 3 then 5 on 4 advantage where Clarke and Ryan contributed a goal a piece.

5-4 Panthers with just over 10 minutes left, and only some heroics from Perras, making up for his earlier gaffe, kept it at that. At the opposite end, Kowalski and his D- Men did well to shut Clan out on the powerplay. Both coaches called time outs but no masterplans were hatched by either team.

In the end, Panthers ran out 5-4 victors, taking a 1 goal lead in to tomorrows crucial second leg. Neilson and Wedderburn picked up the MOTMs.

Upon leaving the Arena, fans trooped past Braehead's newly acquired Aladdin Cup. Upon entering the arena next season, there may be 2 shiny trophies greeting the supporters.

Nottingham were only just worthy of their win, but if Braehead can play to their potential, they should make it to next weekends Play Off Finals.

Alternative Match Report: Steelers @ Clan 19/03/2011

Sheffield put one hand firmly on the Elite League Championship with a competent and powerful display against Braehead. After a tight opening period, Steelers took control and delivered a 5-1 victory for their large travelling support.

Before the match, both teams were recognised for having players in the League All Star team and Bruce Richardson picked up Hockey Journalist UK Coach of the Year award, to a rapturous ovation.

Play raged from end to end in the first 5 minutes, with neither Mustukovs or Perras being tested too much. Clan were the first to get a decent chance when Richardson's shot cannoned back to Bruce, whose follow up went wide. Tait had an effort that went in to the Clan's side netting before Mustukovs prevented Cook from opening the scoring.

Perras became the busier of the 2 minders as he stopped Legue on a 1 on 1 and then stopped Thomas and 2 efforts from Hewitt to keep Braehead in it. Munn then served 2 penalties in quick succession, giving the ref absolute pelters for the second. It would soon become a game full of bewildering ref's decisions that incensed both teams.

Cook then had a great chance to put Clan ahead but hit the side net from Chaumont's cut back. Much like the previous meeting at Braehead, the game showcased a lot of niggle. Kyle Bruce spent the first of a few penalty minutes in the bin for roughing, after a tussle with Simon. Simon was sat atop Bruce and wouldn't let him up, getting the expected response that Clan's EIHL Entertainer of the Year nominee would give.

When he returned to the ice, he almost instantly gave Clan the lead, but Mustukovs again stood firm. Perras then made a great one handed save from Globke, before Steelers took the lead. Phillips prodded home from close range after good net work from Globke at 19:08

The second period descended in to a farce for Clan as Steelers spent much of the 20 on the powerplay. The numerical advantages were too strong for Braehead as Legue, Talbot, Clark and Tait put Sheffield 5-0 up. However the turning point of the game were Darnells penalty calls.

Firstly, Jon Landry decked Ben Simon after Steelers number 8 had been slashing at him. He pounced like a tiger, almost giving him a Lou Thesz Press ( one for the wrestling fans), resulting in a bit of a rammy in the Clan goalmouth. The antagonising Munn then got involved but was soon contained. Both Landry and Simon were given penalties.However, Steelers already had Phillips in the box for hooking, but were allowed to still have 4 v4 on the ice.

Munn then took out Richardson's legs from under him on a break, which Kyle Bruce didn't take too kindly to. An epic brawl erupted at the boards between the 2, with both men landing some heavy blows before Munn hit the deck first. As they skated away, Bruce threw up his arms in celebration at getting 5 for fighting plus 2 for charging. Richardson also got box time and Munn was called for roughing. Again, Steelers were allowed their full compliment of players on the ice as Clan were down to 3, conceding twice as a result.

If Richardson's men want to play with the big boys next season, then they need to work on their discipline. Too many times this year, games have been thrown away for silly penalties and players guilty of losing the head. As entertaining as it is to see the fisticuffs, and as good as Sheffield were at instigating indiscipline, keeping the head could be the difference between 5th and 1st next year.

Both Richardson and Bruce had words with the ref as they left the ice, with Munn again winding up Bruce at the close of the period. The 3rd began with Sheffield content to sit back and absorb pressure, while attacking on the break.Clan had more urgency in the 3rd, but found it hard to break down the Steelers backline. Bruce and Noel both had half chances stopped, while Hewitt forced a blind save from Perras.

Mustukovs then plucked a rifled shot from Krestanovich out of the air before Noel hit the post. Bolibruck then received a penalty for holding, which Clan finally took advantage of. Chaumont pulled 1 back from Cook's set up at 51:15, but Steelers held out til the end.

Legue and Krestanovich picked up the Man of the Match awards in what was a fast paced, entertaining game. The performance of Darnell in the stripes played a major part in the outcome, but Sheffield deserved their win. Unless Braehead can stop their momentum, Steelers will be league champions come Sunday evening.

Clan's season isn't over just yet though, as the playoffs begin next week. Their first match is against Challenge Cup winners Nottingham. Discipline will be key in progressing.

Final score at Braehead Arena, Steelers 5-1 Clan.

The Braehead Blog; Chapter 4 - The Frustration Of Missing A Game: LIVE!

Tonight's Blog is written "as live". I've not been able to make it to the Arena tonight as A) I'm skinto, and B) getting from Paisley to Lanark on a school night would be horrific. Instead, I'm going to blog during the game thanks to the mediums of Twitter, www.eliteleague.co.uk and www.clanfans.net.

I'm just in from work and have devoured a curry made by my currently baking better half. the blog will be timestamped in accordance with what is happening in the game and will give as much interesting and/or banal comments as I go along...enjoy!

19:43 Logging in to the sites above to see what I have missed so far....and I've missed a goal already! 1-0 up after 3:57, HockeyBurst UK tweeting that Coach Richardson got it, while EIHL site claims it was Kyle Bruce. Have gone to seek clarification at ClanChat, but I'm the only one in the room. If a hockey blogger is alone in a chatroom, and no one is there to see him type, does his keyboard make a noise?

19:48 Whether it's Kyle Bruce or Coach Bruce, we are 1-0 to the good against our challengers for 5th place. Both men seemed to enjoy the skate with the Clan event after the Edinburgh game at the weekend. Kyle was getting in amongst the fans, getting his photo taken with pretty much everyone on the ice, and I even spotted him cutting some shapes as he went. Coach Bruce, post shower and clean up, spent a fair amount of time on the ice too, signing my mum's shirt before ignoring her plea for help as she decked it...

19:52 2-0 Clan! Ryan "Soupy" Campbell doubles the lead at 10:02. I don't know if "Soupy" is his actual nickname, but I've heard a few rabid female fans shouting it at him. An undeniably Scottish nickname nonetheless. He's been getting amongst the goals quite often, but seems to get less adulation than Cook, Krestanovich et al. So, as I was saying, Ishbel sent herself sprawling at the heels of Brucie, but the rink staff were quick to help her up. Despite her fall, she had a good night, as did many others, mixing with the players, an opportunity no other sport in Scotland affords itself.

19:57 CO DEEEEEE BOSSSSS TOCKKKKKKK (Cody Bostock) makes it 3-0! My cooking Mrs and I had a good wee chat with Cody on Saturday night, where he made an honest assessment of the 7-1 win over The Caps. "It was a bit boring." he told us. And to be honest, it sort of was. A 7-1 win over anyone BUT Edinburgh would have been lauded as a season highlight, but the plight of our east coast neighbours made it more of a formality than an exciting game.

20:00 4-0!!!! Of all the games to be blogging about rather than being at! Brendan Cook, Cookie, The Cook-Meister...he's added yet another goal to his impressive season with us. Although, HockeyBurst Twitter is claiming it's Adam Walker's goal. Who to believe? Looks like 5th place could be in the bag and it's not even the end of the 1st. This is the kind of horsing that surely won't be boring for Mr Bostock. He cuts an intimidating figure from afar. He reminds me of ex WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, minus the homicidal and suicidal tendencies the Rabid Wolverine exhibited before his demise. (I've used rabid twice in this blog and both uses could not be further apart in context.) As we regaled him with chat of our upcoming trip to Canada, he seemed to be happy to let us talk to him, not giving up his game face just yet.

20:05 End of the first period, 4-0 Clan! I'm off to eat some cookies and wonder what the heck my downstairs neighbour is up to tonight. It sounds as if he is trying to move the heaviest furniture in the world with a hammer and trumpet.

20:19 As the Zamboni presumably prepares the ice for the 2nd period, I am being treated to the delights of "Ouch! Sextuplets!" on the box. A reality show about a woman who dropped 6 babies at once. That's one for each Caps players who will be icing on the last game of the season. They also have a massive pram. (Secto Parents, not Edinburgh.) As the second period looms, I'm still the only one in ClanChat...

20:27 Irn Bru and Laney's Cookies now dispatched, Twitter informs me of a 5th Clan goal. No name on it, so a quick dash to www.eliteleague.co.uk tells me it's Jon Landry who has netted. I was about to write that he is probably our most important D-man, but that would be a disservice to Tim Wedderburn and Cody. Landry's points tally for the season is now over the half century mark though, so I'll stand by my plaudits. He was another who took the time to chat with Laney and me on Saturday night.

One thing I took from meeting the guys is that while they are sportsmen, and famous to a certain extent, I wasn't overawed by them, like I was when I met Motherwell FC cult icon Eliphas Shivute in ASDA in Motherwell when I was about 13. As a youngster, seeing one of my sporting idols up close filled me with wonder and amazement, like my nephew Aiden gets when he's down at Fir Park. Now I'm older, I respect them for making something of their lives and taking the opportunities that have come there way. Jon is a year older than me and a professional sportsman in a foreign country. He's gotten there through hard graft andrealised potential which I salute him and the rest of the team for. Our conversation was just shooting the breeze, like you would in any other situation, which grounded the team for me. Top bloke!

20:39 Ohup. (That's the noise I just made...) apparently the Blaze are clawing back in to the game, 5-2 according to Twitter, 5-1 says EIHL site. Cowley has definitely scored though. In fact it's now 6-2 according to HockeyBurst! Goalarama! No scorers for the second Blaze and 6th Clan goal to report, despite many refreshes of the page. As great as the modern world we live in is, with tweets and texts and whatnot, I'm gutted I'm missing this game as it has now gone 6-3 to the Clan! Flip Me! Owen got Blazes 2nd, Krestanovich with Clan's 6th and Farmer with Cov's 3rd.

20:50 Now it's 6-4! What is going on? During the barren spell of November, it was not a strange site to see Richardson's Purple Army surrender a 2 or maybe 3 goal lead, but surely not a 5-0 deficit????Owen has his second of the night. What a mad 11 minutes that has been. Knowing nothing of the way the game is being played, I say Coach Bruce should call a time out ala the Cardiff game 2 weeks a go and get them told to cut out the nonsense! Squeaky bum time is coinciding with the lesbians on Coronation street having a rammy.

20:56 7-4! Maybe, somehow, I've channelled my thoughts (and more likely everyone inside Braehead Arena's) to Bruce and he's got them kicking arse and taking names. The 2nd period has just ended, Cookie getting the 7th for us. 6 goals in that period, Blaze outscoring 4-2. Third period should be dynamite! It's nights like these that I regret pulling out too quickly and making that Volkswagen Polo stop as I made the final turn of my driving test all those years ago. Had it not been for that, I could have driven to work, then on to Braehead, and witnessed what seems to be an epic game. Drat and Blast!

21:19 3rd underway and according to the newly revived @clanfans on Twitter, Campbell has got himself in the bad books for a "high stick double minor". During the break I saw James Nesbitt pull a catheter out of a man's penis. Spoiled by the evening's television tonight! FYI, I won't be doing this on Saturday during the Aladdin Cup. Sofa shopping instead. I like the idea of this mini tournament, akin to 20:20 Cricket. Opens up the game to something more dynamic as a one off, promoting tactic, guile and speed. Also gives us a crack at some silverware before the Playoffs...

21:26 No further scoring as yet. Speaking of the Playoffs, if we win tonight, then it looks like Nottingham would be our first round opponents. The Panthers have succumbed to the Clan a few times this season, and no doubt Brucie and Cook would love to get one over their old team. Any decent Playoff efforts will be a great end to a great first season in the league. Getting past the first hurdle is paramount though, and having had Nottingham's number a few times already this season, it shouldn't be too arduous a task. In other news, I have now left Clan Chat empty.

21:30 They say that no news is good news, and by far the most frustrating part of relying on second hand information, is the impatient wait that one has to endure before being told what is actually going on. Hopefully I've kept you interested to this point. I've just been reprimanded by @laneyferg , "you're no' writing a book".

21:35 Just as I started following Olly Murs on Twitter to tell him how bored I am of hearing his cockney lilt each time I call Mumbai at work, I get confirmation that it is now 8-4 Clan! My "celeb" abuse will quell until I find out who scored it. "Goooooooooooalllllllllll Clan!" screams/shouts/elongates @clanfans. Still no idea who the scorer is. Surely that's the game wrapped up now? It's Matty Haywood, assisted by Landry. 7 and a half minutes to go...

21:47 YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Clan clinch 5th place in what was probably an end to end, action packed game. A big well done to Bruce and the boys on the ice, as well as Kirsty and co off the ice in making the season a success. A double triumph in the Aladdin and the PlayOffs would be too greedy to ask for, but it's not beyond our means. Richardson's Purple Army, we salute you!

And I salute you as well for sticking with me all the way through this long winded and slightly egotistical blog. Quite why you would want to know every nuance of my night I do not know, but I've enjoyed my experiment.Would much rather have been at the game though...

NaNight!

Mon The Clan!!!

Alternative Match Report: Capitals @ Clan 05/03/2011

Alternative Match Report: Capitals @ Clan 05/03/2011

Braehead stretched their unbeaten run to 5 games with a thumping 7-1 win over Edinburgh. Had it not been for Jens van Poucke (wearing Reid 33) in the Caps goal, a repeat of February's 15-0 embarrassment or last nights 16-0 mauling at Nottingham would have been likely.

In a game that resembled a drill practice more than a league match, Clan rested EIHL Player of the Week JF Perras and Dominic Noel for the visit of their Scottish rivals, the kind of luxury Edinburgh could only dream of.

Van Poucke's goal took a battering from the off and made some stunning reflex saves from Cook, Krestanovich and Chaumont, who seemed to have an ongoing battle with the Caps' keeper for the duration.

Some lapses at the back almost caught out Clan in the early exchanges but Michael Will stood firm. At 11:19, Tim Wedderburn scored the first of the night and his first of the season after good net work by Bruce and Richardson.

Clan looked to build on the 1 goal advantage but van Poucke made a double save from Chaumont and kept out Cook after the speedy number 18, sprinted through. A fizzer from Cook was also well stopped by the badly exposed minder.

To the Capitals' credit, they plugged away but most attempts on Will were well blocked by Bostock and Wedderburn. With just over a minute left in the first, Wathier succeeded where the front line couldn't, smacking a shot through Reid from the point. 2-0 at the end of the first and It could have been so much more.

The second period followed the same pattern, Clan teasing and toying with their opponents. Richardson thought he'd extended the lead to 3 but had his close range goal disallowed. McKenzie then had a gilt edged chance to pull 1 back but Will's pad stop roused a chant in his honour.

Landry then had 2 shots on Will, before Chalmers brought yet another reflex stop from the Caps star man. A quick break carved open the Clan defence, but Hutchins couldn't connect at the back pipe from Cingel's delivery.

Haywood then made it 3-0 from close in just before the halfway point. Cingel and Bowie tried in vain to pull 1 back but couldn't beat Will. The subdued Krestanovich then brought out a tremendous split legged stop from Reid, his best of the night. It was to be the last reprieve for Edinburgh as Campbell made it 4-0 from Cook's rebound. At the buzzer, Clan had outshot Caps 40-15.

Cook added a 5th after great individual play on the right and it seemed like Clan would go on to get double figures. The Capitals D started to pack itself tighter, but couldn't stop Campbell and Cook getting their 2nd of the night, making it a magnificent 7. Edinburgh pulled 1 back with 44 seconds remaining, Hutchins netting through a crowd of bodies, denying Will the shutout.

Van Poucke rightfully earned the MOTM while Cook picked up the gong for Clan. Edinburgh skated off without acknowledging the half dozen or so fans who had travelled through, which seemed harsh on their support, as the game ended Edinburgh Capitals 1 Braehead Clan 7.

The Braehead Blog: Chapter 3 - Hero Worship

For the first time in any blog I've written, I'm going to apply a bit of the knowledge I gained as a Media Student to the opening of this chapter. I will get to the hockey eventually, but any opportunity to use my education these days is welcomed and I promise it will make sense... I hope.

I'm going to write for a bit about Propp's "Theory of Narrative". Propp, whose first name I forget, might be Ian, can't remember, looked at stories, tales, anecdotes and came up with a theory that everything that entertains us, very roughly follows the same patterns in the way things play out.

(Having begun writing this, I realise that I may butcher "Ian" Propp here by paraphrasing him, but what the hell.)

Everything we consume, whether a movie, a soap, an advert, a music video and even songs to that matter, contain the same or similar mixture of elements to one another. Propp devised a list of all of these functions used in the myriad of storytelling mediums that we absorb.

These include: An underdog, a problem or problematic situation, a goal to be achieved, a villain, love, obstacles caused by the villain/ preventing the achievement of love, love being in danger, a show down between lead and villain,positive or negative resolution.

There are more aspects in Propp's list, as obviously not every story ever told has these components explicitly, but these themes are the most commonly used and are the ones that engage us the most. That is why you could be contorversial and say that the genius film "There's Something About Mary", is technically the same as something as awful as "The Notebook" for the sake of a loose argument.

Both centre around a troubled male lead who, having initially made embarrassing advances towards his prospective love, has a fleeting romance, that come to an end through bad choices. Both then go on to attempt to win their women back but are thwarted by villainous new lovers, only for everything to be reconciled in the end.

In terms of audience, both of these films could not be further apart, but the sentiment of both is still the same. They seem like polar opposites, but only the presence of testicles caught in flies and semen in the hair really set them apart in narrative terms.

(I realise that I have just admitted to knowing a lot about the least manliest film ever on a board dedicated to one of the manliest sports in the world. Please be considerate in your abuse.)

I'll try and reel it in now. Propp's "Theory of Narrative" can also translate in to the ever pantomime becoming world of sports. With increased media coverage on all athletic performance, being good at the sport is giving way to the controversy and misdemeanours involved. We as Clan fans are enjoying the determination and effort of the boys in purple week in week out. But at the back of our minds, any time we see the Bruces get checked or high sticked, we want a fight. There's nothing wrong with that as it is a part of the game which is allowed.

And in part, we can credit this to the things outlined in Propp's theory. Our leading men are trying to achieve their goal and are thwarted by villainous opposition and, due to what we are used to costuming in films, TV etc, we expect a battle. Occasionally we get it, but more often than not, the high ground is taken and the battle is won by netting the puck more than the adversary.

By doing this, the Clan become Heroes in their 60 minute battles. Heroes who have expectation from the puck drop to the buzzer. No one that frequents Braehead Arena of a weekend can say that the Clan haven't played like Heroes this season. You can even use Propp's narrative to tell the season's story for Richardson and his Purple Army. Go, try it, I'm not lying.

This FINALLY brings me to the point of this Blog. To a man, Clan have exceeded any expectations we had at the start of the season. The PlayOffs, wins over the top teams in the league, a likely midtable finish, an ever increasing crowd and most importantly, a product of quality.

All this has been made possible by players who have performed heroics all season long. I'm not going to give a stat attack here, but rather my own take on the players who have been imperative to our season. I may miss out your personal favourites, but the beauty of Propp's narrative is that, for your own story, you get to pick the characters.

JF Perras: Netminder and in my eyes, the one man who is capable of keeping us in the mix come the PlayOffs. The current EIHL Player of the Week and a contender for Player of the Year at the upcoming Awards Dinner, JFP has been outstanding all season, with last weeks displays against Cardiff and Coventry amongst his best games for us. Keeping him for next season will go a long way to determining how our second season goes.

Jordan Krestanovich: After what I felt was a dodgy start, Jordan has been very influential in the recent good run of form. I think his fitness or lack of was key to begin with, but once he found his groove, he stuck in it. It's very rare he fails to find the net and he even travelled halfway round the world to play for us when his Visa expired! His turn around in form was also augmented by the return of...

Kyle Bruce: His influence since returning from injury has been phenomenal. Without him, the squad lacked confidence and bite when under the cosh, but with him Clan have looked stronger and harder. The fact that so many games were lost in November and December while he was absent is mirrored by our playoff berth and midtable certainty while on the ice. The fact that he'll throw down where Bernier wouldn't also adds a bit of character to him. If Perras has been our most solid man, Bruce has been our most inspiring.

Bruce Richardson: The Coach clearly loves it up here and has become a player who others would love to have but hate to have him against. An antagoniser he may be, but his style of play and his diminutive stature make him the perfect coach for us. His terrier like aggression on the ice and his manner off it seem poles apart, but Coach Bruce is a man who knows how to get what he wants from his men.

Brendan Cook: Cookie is the flair player, the speedster and the spearhead of most attacks, feeding off of Krestanovich and vice versa. His points tally this season will surely grow in the final weeks of the season and he will be pivotal come the PlayOffs.

My lunch break is soon to end, but honourable mentions go to Bostock, Landry, Chaumont, Wathier, Campbell, Walker and Will for his shut out v Edinburgh.

Perhaps he'll get another outing tomorrow night to make it 2 from 2 v the Caps.

All of the above have become our heroes in the story of our season, the wins in the small battles are aiding us towards winning the war of the PlayOffs. I wonder how Propp would have told the story?

Mon The Clan!

Alternative Match Report: Clan @ Blaze 27/02/2011

An immense defensive display sees Braehead edge out Coventry in a tight 60 minutes.

Blaze looked to bounce back from defeat at Nottingham against an on form Clan, looking for another 4 point weekend. The gruelling EHIL fixture schedule did not take effect on either team as both teams started the game at pace.

Selmzer was first to test Perras, who set the tone for the game with the first of many game saving stops. Russ Cowley then went close before Weaver and Robinson found the bin in quick succession. Much like last night's Braehead game, the 5 on 3 power play didn't bring the desired goal, despite Cook hitting the bar when it would have been easier to net. Matty Haywood also went close.

A penalty for high sticking was called on Lee shortly before the game's first goal. Cook worked the puck on the left and fed Landry, whose laser blasted past Brett Jaeger. First blood to the Clan. A flurry of action resulted in both Walker and Richardson earning some box time. Perras then had to look sharp to deny Weaver twice in the lead up to Blaze's equaliser.

Blaze worked the PP well as Fulghum struck a distance shot through a ruck of players. Owen looked to have got the final touch, but the goal was credited to Fulghum at 13:34. Cook earned himself a penalty as the period ran it's course.

If Perras was the Clan hero in the first, Jaeger took the spoils in the second. Great stops from Krestanovich, Chaumont and Landry kept the score down, while JFP kept out Crowley and Selmser.Clan soon regained the lead on 26:59 when Adam walker's shot rebounded to Saturday night's Man of the Match, Matthew Wathier. The defenceman slotted home to silence the home crowd.

Farmer tried to hit back instantly but was shut out by Perras once more before Fulghum almost doubled his tally with a shot that smacked the bar. More penalties led to more chances with Campbell, Landry and Soderstrom looking to get on the scoresheet. However the next name to be added was that of Bruce Richardson.

Good net work by Richardson and Kyle Bruce found the Coach go round the back unchallenged to slot under the despairing Jaeger. 3-1 Clan at the end of the second, despite being outshot by the hosts.

Coventry needed to come out of the blocks to get anything from the game, but could not break down a resolute Clan defence.Nell, Cowley, Carlson and Lee had the best of the chances of the period but could not find a way through. Another Clan powerplay gave Cook and Landry some shots on Jaeger, before Carlson went 1 on 1 with Perras to no avail. Cook then smacked a shot off Jaeger's helmet with around 5 minutes left.

The complexion of the game briefly changed with 90 seconds remaining. Cruickshank netted again through a ruck of players after some great blocking form Bostock and Wedderburn.

Jon Landry then incurred a delay of game penalty, leaving Clan with a powerplay kill for the remainder of the match. Blaze called a time out, pulling Jaeger for the 2 man advantage.

The Clan defence thwarted all attempts and as the pressure mounted, Richardson made a ground block, got up, swivelled and shot in one fluid movement, finding the empty net in the process. 4-2 Clan with 2 seconds remaining. The Braehead fans that travelled to Coventry stood proud at the end as Weaver and Wedderburn received their MOTM awards.

Coventry fall a further 2 points behind Braehead in the race for 5th place in a game won by a team very much on form. Final Score at the Coventry SkyDome, Clan 4- Blaze 2.

Alternative Match Report: Devils @ Clan 26/02/2011

Bobby Chaumont's OT strike gives The Clan the W in an exciting battle at Braehead Arena.

Third placed Cardiff came to Braehead, out for revenge for the 7-1 decimation dished out earlier in the month. The Clan were looking to build on last week's 4 point weekend, and from the off both teams signalled their intentions.

Within the opening minutes of the first period, Cardiff indiscipline resulted in a 5 on 3 powerplay in Clan's favour. However, the home side failed to take advantage of the numbers game and Devils killed the PP, which they would do for the majority of the game.

While enjoying most of the posession, Braehead were reluctant to force Lyle in to action in the Devills' goal. When not chasing the puck, Devil's looked dangerous on the break with Michel, Pelle and MaCrae bringing out some fine stops from Perras. The Clan pipe minder was in inspired form but could not prevent Cardiff taking the lead.

A shot from distance was saved by Perras, with Wedderburn stretching to block the follow up from Craig. However the heroics were undone as Michel slotted home from close range at 19:00.

The period ended with Cardiff out shooting Braehead 12-5.

The 1600 home crowd, augmented by some visitors form Mannheim were treated to a much more clinical 2nd period. It looked as if both Perras and Lyle would continue to keep the score at 1-0 for the period, with JFP making 4 world class stops to prevent the Devil's going further ahead. At the other end, Lyle was on hand to keep out Cook, Krestanovich and Campbell.

Kyle Bruce was binned for slashing, giving Clan their first penalty of the night but upon his return to the ice, Hill put Cardiff 2-0 up. Good work on the right from MacRae picked out Hill at the back post for an easy net at 30:59. The 2-0 deficit was perhaps unjust, but by taking their chances, Cardiff were edging out their hosts.

This was not lost on Bruce Richardson, who called a time out before the game resumed. His words seemed to work as within 2 minutes of the puck drop, Clan were level. Krestanovich regained posession just inside the Devils' third and drove fast and hard to the net, slotting home unassisted on 12:17.

The noisy Braehead crowd enjoyed the goal and had barely stopped celebrating when the equaliser came. Jon Landry worked the puck to Cook, who teed up Ryan Campbell who slammed home past the impressive Lyle at 12:55. Clan were back in the game and looked the more dangerous. Bruce and Smith then clashed behind the Cardiff goal, resulting in the Devil being carried from the ice with a nasty looking knee injury.

Lyle's goal was peppered a few more times as Weller's trip on Bruce left them a man down, but Blan couldn't find a way through. 2-2 at the end of the second left both teams with all to play for in the 3rd.

The final period found both teams going for it with Landry, Cook and Chaumont going close for Clan and Michel, Weller and the unnamed number 6 denied by Perras. MacRae took a roughing penalty which Cook almost took advantage of before Chaumont ended up in the box. Weller and Michel missed chances for the winner before spending time in the box. The timing of these sins would prove costly as the game went in to over time.

As the game restarted 4 on 3, Braehead's tails were up and took all of 41 seconds for them to find the winner. Similar to Devils' 2-0 goal, Krestanovich fed Bobby Chaumont who found the top bag past Lyle. The Clan bench rushed the ice to congratulate Chaumont on his winner, as the home crowd erupted.

Voth and Wathier were given MVP in a match where it could have gone to anyone. Cardiff travelled home a tad unlucky, while remaining 3rd as Braehead took a 3 point lead over Coventry in 5th.

Final score at Braehead Arena: Cardiff Devils 2 Braehead Clan 3 (AOT)

The Braehead Blog - Chapter 2: Fanning The Flames Of Fandom

This, my second Braehead Blog comes an hour or so after The Clan ended up with a 4 point weekend in the Elite league, taking them to 5th in the table. With 4th placed Nottingham Panthers sitting on 63 points after a 5-1 win at Coventry, you would expect it to be as high as Clan will climb in their debut season.

A mid table finish and a place in the play-offs guaranteed, to me at least seems like a very decent return for a first attempt. Had the slump of November/December not been as...slumpy, then who knows, 4th may have been a realistic position. Nonetheless, finishing 5th would be no disgrace in this league.

At a time when the West Coast/ Central Belt sports media will be discussing everything green and blue for the next week to fortnight, it would seem unlikely that the progress that the Clan have made in their formative season will gain much coverage. Even with the record breaking win over (an albeit "weakened") Edinburgh Capitals, nothing more than a paragraph will likely be dedicated to The Purple Army this weekend.

Perhaps due to being formed within the confines of the countries biggest footballing population, much like the Caps and their egg chasing city compatriots, the promotion of the Braehead clan has suffered. There is no hiding the evidence that football dominates our papers and news reports, leaving Ice Hockey, as well as other sports to be bracketed as "minority" interest.

To be fair, the EHL and Sky Sports do a great job of promoting the sport on a national basis, with the weekly highlights show and the live games they put on. But on a more Braehead related level, the promotion of the franchise has not been very well publicised.

I'm not bashing the efforts of those at the Clan who deal with such matters. I know that in a first year of operation, a lot is involved in the on and off ice running of the club, and this initial start up season will be a learning curve for all involved. For next season though, I would like to see a more focussed promotional media attack for the club.

More recently, steps have been taken to spread Clan awareness, with the appearance on Radio Scotland a few weeks back, along with the Ice Skating nights at Christmas in Ayrshire. By using the facilities at X-Scape to hold events where the squad are involved as well as the forums, allowing fans to speak to the club have also gone down very well.

However, these have only really been of interest to those already interested in The Clan. Having just moved back to Lanark from Glasgow, I am only aware of the advertising for the team in those locales. Certainly in Glasgow, I spotted the occasional emblazoned Smart car or flier at the TicketMaster concession in Buchanan Galleries, but hardly anything more than that. To be fair, I am unaware if the promotional push in the nearer vacinity of Pailsey was more focussed than in Glesga, as I have never really frequented the former home of the Pirates.

What I have noticed though, are the amount of events that happen at Braehead, that while not being well hyped, are more subtly advertised around the city. Recently, I have noticed events involving JLS, Coloursfest, WWE, Disney on Ice, all being flyered and postered about, with notices on public transport advertising certain services and timetables to accomodate these Braehead events.

This would be a small step on the way to filling even more seats than what the Clan have done thus far. It is a testament to the work that the club have put in in promoting the team that there are decent crowds attending each week. At the Sheffield game in midweek, at a time when most families or adults would be happy with a night in front of the telly after a long day at work, that a good thousand or so turned up to cheer the boys on. Even the band of Steelers fans who made the trip up, must have been enthralled enough to come up on a school night to watch their team.

I believe this to be one of the first steps to success for the Braehead Clan. The fact that there is a dedicated core of fans, willing to sacrifice a week night for the benefit of the team, shows that there is a desire for something other than football for sports fans to sink their teeth in to. Again, on a personal note, living around 30 odd miles from the Arena, I managed to convince my fiance and Mother to head along on Tuesday, after we had all worked 9 to 5, and we had a great night.

As much as I've spoken of the little advertising for the team I have seen, (as a consumer and not as someone interested in the Clan) I believe that getting the Hockey lovers of Glasgow, Paisley and the surrounding areas attention off the bat, and developing from there is the right way to do it. Without fans, a team has nothing. No merchandise sales, no bums on seats and no interest.

By having this core of fans, the opportunity is there to use word of mouth to generate higher attendances. From doing my last Blog and speaking with my friends, I have peaked some Lanarkian interest for the Cardiff game next weekend and am hopefully bringing 4 or 5 more folk along and turning them in to fans. thise 4 or 5 could eventually bring another 4 or 5 and so on and so on.

With the momentum that the club has at the moment, and the results of this weekend, I hope I'm not setting my mates up for disappointment. Although, it's not as if I'm taking them to support The Caps. Having supported a team which has gone in to administration and seen them forced to lose 21 of their top players, I can appreciate the turmoil that Edinburgh are going through. As I said in the last installment, I like it when my teams beat those from the capital, but I do feel a modicum of sympathy for Edinburgh and more so their fans.

To continue to travel up and down the UK to see your team lose and lose heavily, very heavily on a weekly basis must be emotionally and financially draining. But, to give credit to them, they keep on supporting. I hope that if things go belly up at The Clan, that despite the performances and the scores, the core of fans who have served them well this year, would continue to do so.

A 15-0 win followed by a much tighter win by the odd goal in 5 against Hull has meant its been a great weekend for the Purple Army. Again the contributions of Kyle Bruce and Jordan Krestanovich have been instrumental in overtaking the Blaze. Next weekend sees another visit from Cardiff and an away trip to Coventry, where another 4 points are not unachievable.

Cardiff have fallen off the rails in recent weeks and with the 7-1 defeat to the Clan still fresh in the memory, they will want to make a game of it. 2 points from this game should see an added impetus to the Blaze game on Sunday, which could cement that 5th place.

Next week's Chapter will focus on the players and their impact on the performances this season, and will probably have some other stuff. Look out for my unofficial match report on the Cardiff game as well.

Mon Ra Clan!!!

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Alternative Match Report: Steelers @ Clan 15/02/2011

Alternative Match Report: Steelers @ Clan 15/02/2011

Tuesday night at Braehead Arena threw up an interesting tie between Clan and table toppers Sheffield. A game which threatened to boil over on a couple of occasions, was won fairly comfortably by the visiting team.

The league leaders came to Braehead Ice knowing that 2 points would stretch their time at the top that bit longer before the weekend's round of games. A victory for Braehead would see them regain 5th place from Coventry and further solidify the franchise's intent of being the fighting newcomer to the league, in contrast to the wimpy new kid of earlier in the season.

This new found hard hitting Clan side, who have toughened up since Kyle Bruce returned from injury and Jordan Krestanovich got his match fitness up, competed toe to toe with Sheffield for the majority of this match. However, the Steelers are top of the league for a reason, and a mix of instinctive finishing and resolute defending saw them win out.

It took them all of 4 minutes to take the lead. A power play goal from Clark was the first bit of action in a hotly contested opening 20. Krestanovich brought Clan level after good work on the right from Haywood and Landry, left him with time to pick his shot.

The phrase "they don't like it up them" is indicative of Sheffield's reaction to this, as the rest of the period was littered with penalties for hooking and slashing, culminating in Steeler Hewitt and Clan's Bruce having a spot of fisticuffs near centre ice.

Referee Hanson let it continue for a while, with neither man really getting the upper hand. Bruce's fan salute as bs was led to the box would suggest he declared himself the victor, lapping up the cheers as he went. Both men got 5 for fighting as Braehead looked the hungrier side. The period ended with no further scoring.

Clan's exertions of the 1st told at the start of the second. Munn put Steelers 2-1 ahead with an angle shot from the left that beat Perras to his back pipe. Hewitt was then binned for 2+2 for high sticking Dom Noel in the face. In the final 60 of the PowerPlay, Steeler's stole a shorthanded strike through Simon's breakaway.

3-1 down just before halfway, Clan would have to do well to keep a lid on the scoring. A loss of concentration and discipline would have been easy, as seen in earlier games, but Coach Richardson's men stuck to the task.

Mustakovs in the Steelers net was living a charmed and well protected life for most of the game, but he was beaten for a second time on 33 minutes. Cook's drive to the net was blocked, as was Richardson's close range effort and Kyle Bruce was on hand to poke home at the back stick. A 6 on 5 attack after a penalty call on Hewitt was Clan's best chance of a leveller, but even with the PP, they couldn't get past Mustakovs.

As the second period fizzled out, the onus was on Clan to find a way through a fairly solid Sheffield back line. The hard hits of the first period must have been taking hold on Richardson's men. They gave as good as they got though with Richardson, Cook, Bruce and Noel all taking and giving hefty knocks throughout the 60 minutes.

The game was put to bed less than 2 minutes in to the 3rd. The Clan D backed off as Hewitt approached and he made the little time he spent out of the box count by beating Perras. For the remaining 18 minutes, Sheffield shut up shop with an impressive defensive display. No amount of huffing and puffing from the home team could break down their wall. Perras was pulled with around a minute left but to no avail.

Despite outshooting Sheffield 26-19, the goals wouldn't materialise.

Sheffield stretched their lead by a further 2 points over Cardiff and Belfast, while Braehead stay 6th. The visit of the freefalling Capitals on Saturday evening should be just the tonic to recover from the defeat. (Provided they don't pick up a chill from topless waitering at the fans Valentine's dinner that is...)

Krestanovich picked up the home team Man of the Match beers, while Mustakovs was awarded for Sheffield. Final score at Braehead Arena, Clan 2- Steelers 4.

The Braehead Blog; Chapter 1 - Joining The Clan.

The Braehead Blog: Chapter 1- Joining The Clan

Now that 2010/11 Elite Ice Hockey League season is just over 2/3 done, I feel I can competently bluff a blog on it, with some seThe mblance of Ice Hockey knowledge. Having now attended at least a dozen EHL games, I have a passion for the puck and pipes, and look forward to having as many ups and downs fired at me as being a Motherwell FC fan does.

It's fitting that my newly found enjoyment of ice hockey coincides with the debut season of the newly founded Braehead Clan. Had it not been for the franchise starting up, I'd be making do with another consistently inconsistent season at Fir Park. Instead I have both the Clan and Motherwell to delight and dismay me, although the Clan have provided me with more wins than the Well this season.

The sudden emergence of Richardson's Purple Army was not the initial interest peaker in British hockey for me. For that, you can blame my fiancée and her folks.

Going out with a foreigner brings with it interesting culture clashes. Had I fallen in love with a Japanese girl, I would maybe be bang in to my Sumo, a Spanish señorita may have gotten me in to Bull Fighting or a French maid may have grabbed me by the Boules. You would expect by that logic that my Mrs is Canadian. But she's not, she's Northern Irish.

OK, so technically not foreign, (although her cousin Johnny's accent would have you believe otherwise...) but she and her family are massive Belfast Giants fans. If ever there was an EHL franchise to have as your "other" sports team. The Giants were it.

Pretty much the best team in the League over the last decade, watching the Giants for the first time was class. The Fergusons had trooped over for a weekend where Edinburgh Capitals hosted a weekend tournament for the Giants, themselves and 2 NHL back up teams, the Bulldogs and the Marlies.

Obviously the NHL teams were streets ahead in terms of speed and excitement, but that didn't stop me getting in to the EHL pace and play. Perhaps it was because of the family affinity or the fact that I can't stand to see an Edinburgh team win at anything, but I became a part time Giants fan.

It gave me something to bond with the in laws over and in turn, turned me on to something fresh at a time when football was getting more and more stoaic.

Then came the announcement that a further Scottish team would be added to the league. Braehead Clan.

As soon as was possible, I signed up to the website for updates on when the franchise would go live. Shortly after the announcement, Belfast visited Edinburgh again and it got me thinking that if a "foreign team" could get me excited about the game, then having one local would be even better.

Come October 2010, those thoughts were realised. But not before I had tried to get myself a wee in. Summer 2010 was spent job hunting and with my newly acquired media degree, ideally a media based job would have set me on my way to realising my potential.

Countless emails to Miss Longmuir at the Clan were sent, asking about media positions within the newly formed franchise. Ideas were pitched about game night involvement, webcasting away games, writing articles for the match night magazine, badgering for any job possible.

Alas, nothing came of them, meaning I had to make do with being a just a fan and not a cog. By the time the Clan's first home tie against Dundee Stars came around, I was ready for some on ice action.

Walking in to the Arena, I was impressed with the layout. To that point, I'd only been to Murrayfield Ice which is essentially a shed where someone left the cold tap running. The size and welcoming nature of Braehead Arena is ideal for this kind of event. As Elaine and I took our seats, the Clan squad were going through their warm ups. JF Perras was sliding about in front of the goal, moonwalking round his D. Cook. Chaumont, Landry, Bostock and Lil Bruce Ruchardson, a to become new heroes, glided about, running plays and shooting freely at Perras.

One shot was so wayward that it came over the glass and landed to my left. Free Puck! Elaine can vouch that I was like a kid with a new toy when I retrieved it and held it in my pocket for the duration of the game, like a lucky charm.

It was indeed lucky as the Clan trounced Dundee Stars 5-1, Bobby Chaumont netting a hat trick, with Cook and Campbell chipping in with the other 2. After the game I had a decision to make. Would Braehead be my 2nd team behind the Giants or would they become number 1?

I weighed up the argument. Could I support a team that wins a lot but I barely get to see or get behind a team that I had easy access to but would need to put a lot of faith in, without guaranteed success? The choice was easy in the end.

I returned to Braehead Arena 2 weeks later, Elaine and my mum in tow to see the Clan defeated in a shootout versus Coventry. Blaze had been 1-0 up since the first period and in what was a taught game, Brendan Cook levelled the game with 8 seconds remaining. The noise inside the Arena was huge and set up a tense finish where Clan's luck ran out.

It was at that point that I knew joining the Clan would be similar to being a Motherwell fan. No expectations, only hope, holding head high after a win, higher after defeat.

After the initial win over Dundee, Braebead went on a horrible slump, where Elaine and I as well as pals and relatives witnessed a few capitulations after being 2 or 3 goals to the good. For most, a losing streak would see a loss of interest, but it made my hunger grow for the game.

Saturday nights became game nights where I would try and rope as many folk in to going as I could. It's encouraging to see that other Clan fans are doing the same, as attendances look to be up every week. I'll come more to that in my next blog.

So, there's a potted history of how I've come to be a Braehead Clan fan. Over what remains of the season I'll be writing about many a Clan related theme, as a newcomer to UK hockey and so on.

Hope y'all enjoy the read.

Mon Ra Clan!!!!